Fun and Games

Strip Scrabble.
For every letter above five that is in a word, one item of clothing must be removed. When all clothes are gone, services may be traded instead.

The cream game.
By special means, which I will explain to anyone who asks in the comments, both players have their hands fastened behind their backs, with a bowl of cream in front of each on the floor. Players must lick the cream up. When one player finishes, players release each other, and the winner pours the remains of the loser's cream over their feet, from where the loser must lick it all.

Tug o' war.
You will need two anal toys. I recommend something like this; the important part is the little loop at the end. Tie a piece of strong cord between the two loops, and insert the toys, one each. Now, get on all fours, facing away from each other. The goal is to pull your opposition's plug out while holding yours in. NB: For bonus anarchy points, play on a plastic sheet covered in chocolate sauce, or something equally sticky. Loser, of course, has to lick the winner clean.

Tug o' war II.
A clothespeg is placed on each player's tongue, and these are connected by a string. Players get on all fours, facing each other, and pull. You may grip the peg with your teeth, but this will put more pressure on your tongue. Whoever pulls the peg off the other is the winner, and then has oral sex performed on them by the other, with their poor, sore tongue...

Dice Game.
Each player rolls a six sided die. Whoever get's the lowest roll is bent over, and has a number of icecubes relating to the difference between the two numbers placed in their bottom. A tie results in a re-roll, and one ice cube being added to the eventual total.